|—||Andy Bernard, The Office (via glitter-belle)|
High School Student gives a lesson to its teacher at Duncanville
i thought he was rapping at first but he wasn’t rhyming
nosdrinker takin em to church
i’m gonna miss this show.
I love you. And I don’t care that Phillip’s not my son. I will raise a hundred children with a hundred of your lovers if it means I can be with you.
This is a ring. Taken from the buttocks of my Grandmother. Put there by the gangster patriarch of the Coors Dynasty. Melted in a foundry made by Mennonites.
Okay, yes. Yes, I will! I love you! And I lied to you. Phillip’s your son. I just needed you to want to marry me because you wanted to marry me.
Get out! I’m a dad!
Obama’s one-liners during his speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner.
“It sounds stupid but this show has been a huge part of my life. It’s shaped part of who I am today. I genuinely and legitimately mean that.”
i v’E BEEN AughLING aT THIS GIF FOR 34849238888888888 YEARS
HIS FUCKING HORROR
How well do you know these Disney Movies?
I have been LOOKING for this post for SO LONG cause I wanted to watch Wish Upon a Star again! :D But I only have internet when I’m at Starbucks and I don’t really want to watch a movie here, so I’m attempting to load all 9 parts in different tabs so I can watch it when I get home. We’ll see how it goes.